Wilmer Valderrama and His Various Women

WTF is up with Wilmer Valderrama? Here he is in Australia packing on the PDA with his latest fling, Minka Kelly.

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I do not understand. The man's greatest claim to fame is That 70's Show and Yo'Momma. Seriously, he gets more chicks than Don Draper.  Like, George Clooney dates a lot, but his women are either D-list Italian personalities or cocktail waitresses. Some of Wilmer's girls have serious pop-culture standing.

Lets take a look at the broads Wilmer has bagged.

Mandy Moore 

Demi Lovato 

Lindsay Lohan 

And that was when Lindsay was normal (relatively speaking).

Ashlee Simpson

He looses points here because it was pre-nose job. Oh who I am kidding? He looses points either way. 

Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Avril Lavigne

I don't understand it. Is his cock made of hopes and dreams? Is it made of free alcohol? Someone explain it to me.