Darkest at Abbey Dawn

How does this person have a clothing line?

Image c/o Cocoperez
Heidi Montag's now defunct clothing line Heidiwood was more wearable. It's like Avril is forever trapped in 2004. Seriously, this is a picture of her in 2004.



Actually, that is an unfair comparison. She dressed better in 2004. At least she committed to a theme back then. She is also wearing some sweet creepers. Now Avril looks like a 35-year-old divorcee, with a Kate Gosselin hair cut (pre-divorce), who is desperately trying to cover her tummy fat in an outfit she will no doubt wear to a rockin night out with the girls at some douchey bar called Vivid or Truth.

Argh, I think I also just described the only group of people who still listen to Avril's music.

Oh I forgot to mention that Taylor Momsen also stopped by to show some support.  You know your clothing line is a winner when Cindy Lou Who shows up dressed like an apathetic suburban teenager who believes that Marilyn Manson is the only person who really"gets her."