The Situation is Totally in Rehab

I have been telling anyone who will listen (my boyfriend) for a while now that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is snorting shitloads of cocaine. The guy is for sure hitting more rails than Lohan. The signs are all there: he is weirdly paranoid, he wears sunglasses at night, he talks a mile a minute, he sweats constantly, he's broke and he spends his days exhausted and depressed.

According to the New York Daily News,
"the MTV star "was getting worse" with signs of possible substance abuse throughout the filming of the fifth season. During an episode in which the gang goes camping, Sorrentino was "acting paranoid" on set and sweating up a storm, sources told TMZ." 
Now rumors are circulating that The Situation has finally taken steps in the right direction by entering rehab.

Image c/o The Superficial

The above photo is reason enough to believe that rehab would do wonders for this guy.  Unfortunately his rep is denying it. The Superficial Reports:
"A rep for the Situation just contacted TMZ to say they are not confirming that Mike is in rehab … just that he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
I truly hope he is in rehab because Snooki's unborn baby has no chance in hell if he/she/it has to be around that toxic environment. I am talking of course talking about Snooki's womb. Zing! (I apologize, I couldn't resist and I'm super lame).

Anyways watch this short video and explain to me how this person could not be snorting massive amounts of yayo.